Happy New From The Council

Happy New Year To You All. Well it’s back to work with a bump for me as we’ve had almost all of our computers stolen. In fact the only one left in the town hall is the one i’m currently using, which is an old pc we keep for emergencies. We eventually found it stashed behind the cisterns in the ladie’s loo, hence my delay in posting this message. But at least we were insured so should have brand new computers, macs hopefully, very soon. On a lighter note I trust everyone enjoyed new years eves’ council funded entertainment at the edge of the flooded sports field. The traditional burning of Old Man Beckworth to say goodbye to the old year went off without too much drama, it took a lot of petrol to ignite, but no one ended up in A&E which is a relief. This years’ effigy was made from old cereal packets and egg boxes by local handyman Duncan Bannatyne and is said to be based on a cross-dresser he met in a jungle!!! His close friend Tony Hadley made a very realistic Lego Baby Beckworth effigy that was paraded through the streets in the early hours to welcome in 2016. So thanks to both of them. My personal highlight was tucking into a kebab as the New Year fireworks went off whilst the local Scout’s brass-band covered the hits of The Arctic Monkeys and Status Quo. All the best for a healthy and prosperous 2016. Mayor G. Grimsby

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(Above) The very realistic “Baby Beckworth” effigy made by the talented Tony Hadley

Thank God For The Faith Tones

This is a message to all of you who have tickets for the secret Arctic Monkeys‘ Glastonbury warm-up gig tonight. Unfortunately the band have had to pull out at the last moment due to ill health (hangovers) but I am very pleased to say that local folk trio, and ”friends of Jesus”, The Faith Tones, have stepped into the breach. The popular Godbotherers have promised to play tracks from their fab new LP Jesus Use Me, as well as from their previous LPs Jesus We’ve Been Waiting A Long Time and Jesus It’s Really Cold Outside. The all-lady threesome will be rocking our back room venue from 8.30 and Arctic Monkeys tickets are valid. So if you like bopping to Godfearing lady singers whilst drinking real ale (this week’s featured ale is Demon’s Dung) tonight is for you. And don’t worry if you don’t already have an Arctic Monkeys ticket as we’ve got plenty on the door. See you tonight. Cindy Carmarthen, Bar Manager, The Blind Badger Pub & Venue

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